wowfunniestposts:

iconiacordie:

Dad, can I borrow some money?

Expectation:

Reality:

Going to bed.

Expectation:

Reality:

Taking a group picture.

Expectation:

Reality:

Doing the Moonwalk.

Expectation:

Reality:

When drawing.

Expectation:

Reality:

…I wish my dad was Lil Wayne

(Source: cookinggunsatthecinema)

funniestshit:

And you don’t know whether you should be like

POKERFACE:

OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this:

Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything:

Looking confused and quickly leaving the room:

Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested:

Looking at everything but the screen:

Acting as if nothing is wrong:

…Or you’re simply like this:

http://funniestshit.tumblr.com/

(Source: isinuyasha)

w-i-l-d-p-a-r-a-d-i-s-e:

1: You’re ugly.
2: I hate your tumblr.
3: I love your tumblr.
4: You’re my Tumblr crush.
5: Your Tumblr is amazing.
6: You’re hot.
7: You’re gorgeous.
8: You’re pretty.
9: I want your number. 
10: I’m on your blog often.

(Source: shavigh.com)

(Source: lmaogtfo)